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Talk Dirty to Me
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Talk Dirty to Me

Looking for a better bedroom experience? Speak up! How lusty banter with your partner can lead to a more robust sex life.

Everyone knows the couple who always seems to be getting it on. They often walk into a room beaming with an energy suggesting they may have just finished doing the backseat boogie before ringing the doorbell. They are the ones who openly talk about their sex lives, too, as if it were the breaking news of the day, unapologetically divulging the erotic details of their horny, sloppy sex lives to everyone willing to listen.

What’s crazier is they publicly hound each other too with loads of linguistic grab-ass, saying the dirtiest things imaginable to each other, and they don’t care who is around to hear it. This couple may come across as crude to some of their more conservative counterparts, but the cold, hard truth is that all that dirty talking is probably a good indication that their bedroom activity should be envied.  

“It’s not unusual for my wife to ask me what I think of her ass. If I responded with anything less than, ‘I’d like to bury my face in it,’ we’d already be divorced.”

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