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The Best She’s Ever Had?

Yes, you’d like to believe that you’re better than all of the other guys your woman has banged. No, you probably aren’t. Here’s how to get past your ego and on to a more satisfying sex life with your partner, no matter where you rank on her list. A man’s ego can be crushed in...

Boning the Help: A Cautionary Tale

Sure, banging your hot maid might be tempting, but be forewarned; it can lead to a very messy situation in more ways than one. Everyone needs a little help from time to time. Be it cleaning the house, babysitting the kids, walking the dog or making beer runs when the lord of the manor gets...

Pricey Pleasure: The Art of Financial Domination

Never mind whips and paddles; here’s a form of BDSM that hits you where it really hurts—right in the wallet! What lengths would you go to worship the woman of your dreams? Some men (and women) go so far as to drain their bank accounts and provide lavish gifts in order to please the targets...