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July 2025

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The Healthcare Hump

It’s not easy to talk to your doctor about your sexual well-being, but it’s absolutely necessary. We suppose you’ve found yourself at one time or another cold and half-naked on crinkly paper in your family doctor’s office, waiting for the familiar “deep breath, now cough” routine. In that case, you’ve probably wondered how the hell...

Going Deep!

Exploring the joys and perils of deep-throating. Many a man in the process of receiving a blowjob has been gripped by the urge to grab his partner by the back of the head and try to bury their schlongs so far back that it connects with her uvula. But trying to sneak in an extra...

Mindfulness: The Secret to Mindblowing Sex

Looking for a better bang? Get your head in the game! There’s nothing sexier than getting your freak on and, when you’re about to come, your lover checks their Twitter.  Oh, did I say “nothing sexier?” I meant, “nothing more annoying and gross.” More and more lately, people are getting distracted in the bedroom, and...