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Sex With the Ex?

Sure, hooking up with a former partner for attachment-free sex is a tempting prospect—but there are potential downsides. Let us lead you through the minefield of banging an ex. When two people start dating, it’s all pheromones, fun and non-stop porking. These love-sick fools, naïve as they might be, never stop to think for a...

Sex-Toy Switcheroo?

In case there was any question, it’s really not a good idea to bring pleasure products from previous relationships into your current partnership. The experts explain the various reasons why. Most of us would like to think of ourselves as sexually liberated, able to roll with the punches in just about any carnal situation,  no...

Fuck Me — But No Kissing!

Swapping spit is usually considered a standard component of bumping uglies—but it’s not for everybody. We dig into the psychology and logistics of slobber-free screwing. Step inside the red-light district of Amsterdam, and it’s hard not to take advantage of the opportunity to go window-shopping for sex. There are hundreds of legal prostitutes standing seductively...