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Damn, That Hurts!

When ecstasy leads to agony—we explore the painful occasionally humorous world of sex injuries. Love hurts, the old cliché goes, and sure, of course it does—like a budget prostate exam given in a back alley by a homeless man with freakishly long fingers and a staph infection. But enough about the emotional turmoil; there’s another...

Man Up and Go Down!

As illogical as it may be, some guys refuse to eat pussy, even in these sexually enlightened times. But with improved communication and education, it’s a problem that can be solved lickety-split. As much as it pains us to acknowledge, some guys don’t eat pussy. It’s not just that they don’t—they won’t. Nope, this odd...

Sex by the Numbers

If you feel like your boning body count doesn’t quite measure up, here’s the good news: You’re probably not as far below average as you think. Now here’s the better news: We’re here to help you get closer to the number you wish you had. Hang around a tavern or any place where manly men...