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Morning Glory: The Joys (and Dangers) of Wake-Up Head

Sure, getting a blowjob first thing in the morning sounds like (and usually is) a sexy way to start the day, but sometimes it can lead to a rude awakening. Waking up in the morning, for most poor schlubs, is the most excruciating part of the day. The alarm goes off at an ear-piercing volume,...

Horny Herbivores?

Can adopting a plant-based diet be the key to a stronger sex drive? Although people typically frequent their local watering holes to seek out a sex partner, lettuce consider for a moment that the bar they really should be hanging around is of the salad variety. Yessiree, boys—researchers at Stanford University have reportedly discovered that...

Hey, Lady—Not So Fast!

Exploring the mysterious but troublesome affliction of female premature orgasm. Ever since cavemen started crawling on top of women and humping their brains out in the weeds for approximately 2.5 seconds before rolling over in a pile of dinosaur dung for a nap, women have been complaining about men who come too fast. Sure, they...