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What’s Your Number? Revealing Your Sex Stats

Telling your partner how many people you’ve slept with can be dangerous emotional territory—but it doesn’t have to be. The first step in any romantic relationship is getting to know one another, even if the extent of this introduction is finding out whether the other person spits or swallows, or if they want their eggs...

Working Stiff

The ups and downs of boning a coworker. If we were to pinpoint the single most likely scenario that the average professional can expect during their career, it’s that they will eventually start boning someone they work with.  Most of us have shit where we eat at one time or another. Having sex with co-workers...

Gut Feelings

Media reports have suggested that women go nuts for guys with big guts—but is it true? We dive deep to get the real skinny. Men have been racking their horny little brains since the dawn of time trying to figure out what it takes to nail more women. And they’ve attempted every mating ritual in...