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Animal Attraction

Pet owners, rejoice! Research reveals that having a pooch or a kitty could help you get laid more. But beware; your furry companion could also be a total cock-blocker. When trying to assess someone’s overall fuckability, humans typically go in as superficial as possible, perhaps imagining the person naked, twisted in all sorts of compromising...

Wedding Bell Blue Balls

A new study has found that—shocker!—getting married doesn’t necessarily lead to sexual satisfaction. So why bother getting hitched, and how do you keep the fire in your marriage after years of banging the same person? Read on for answers. People have been getting married pretty much since the dawn of time in an effort to...

Your Sex-Tape Secret: Spill It or Kill It?

Should you tell your partner about that intimate video you made with your ex? Should you keep it, or delete it? And what should you do if she finds it on her own? Many of us have made a sex tape. Maybe it didn’t grab headlines like the one swiped from Tommy Lee and Pamela...