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Dirty Deeds, Done Domestically

Looking to become more attractive to women? Never mind movie-star looks and big bank accounts—try doing the laundry and breaking out the vacuum once in a while. For decades, tall, dark and handsome has been the gold standard for what most women consider the ideal specimen of a man. Guys like Keanu Reeves and Jason...

It’s Humping Season!

Spring is in the air, and sex is on pretty much everyone’s mind. Before you head out there with your love gun in search of a conquest, we’re here to arm you with some advice for your expedition. Spring is in the air.  The days are getting longer, birds are chirping, flowers are starting to...

Wakey, Wakey—Let’s Get Nakey!

In praise of morning sex. Sex is the breakfast of champions for many. To get it up before the sun comes creeping in through the windows; to crawl on top of the sleepy-eyed soul drooling into a pillow next to you and pound one out before the aggravations of the day get a chance to...