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The Fucking Lengths We Go To

Ever crossed state lines or hopped continents just to score a piece of ass? You’re not alone. Join us for riveting tales of triumph and disgrace from horny wanderers. It’s no secret that men will go to the ends of the Earth, and probably beyond, for a shot at some tail. Kentucky, Russia, Mars, it...

She’s Got You Pegged

Are you reluctant to let your woman don a strap-on and ride your rump? You’re not alone. We explore the ins, outs, ups and downs of pegging. Strike up a conversation with the sullen geezer at the bar and he’ll likely complain about what’s waiting for him at home. “My old lady, she’s always riding...

When Dirty Talk Goes Wrong

Ever dropped a mortifying blooper in the bedroom when you’ve tried to make sexy banter? You’re not alone. Read on for some dirty-talk nightmares—and some advice on how to avoid them. When we were in high school, sex was one of those things that seemed pretty cut and dried. You got naked, stuck your pee-pee...