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July 2025

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It’s Humping Season!

Spring is in the air, and sex is on pretty much everyone’s mind. Before you head out there with your love gun in search of a conquest, we’re here to arm you with some advice for your expedition. Spring is in the air.  The days are getting longer, birds are chirping, flowers are starting to...

Wakey, Wakey—Let’s Get Nakey!

In praise of morning sex. Sex is the breakfast of champions for many. To get it up before the sun comes creeping in through the windows; to crawl on top of the sleepy-eyed soul drooling into a pillow next to you and pound one out before the aggravations of the day get a chance to...

The Wrong Silent Type

For various reasons, lots of guys are reluctant to make some noise when they’re getting busy—much to their ladies’ chagrin. Here’s why it’s a good idea to pump up the fucking volume. In the arena of aphrodisia, men desperately want the human equivalent of a horny jaguar that fucks like she’s got two vaginas. You...