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Pay Attention, Dummy!

Why your woman is likely to dump your ass for someone else—and how you can avoid it. Married men often have no freaking clue that their wives are on the prowl for some strange until it’s too late. Rest assured, there is some poor fool sitting on a barstool right now, drowning his sorrows because...

Separation Anxiety

So you’ve decided to reunite with your ex—that’s great! Beware, though; asking questions about your partner’s sex life while you were apart can be an emotional minefield. Breaking up is hard to do, or so the saying goes. But it’s not nearly as treacherous as getting back together again. Round two of a relationship is,...

Porking Pet Peeves

Whether it’s painful back scratches or an overly sweaty partner, most people have that one thing that ticks them off during sex. Here’s how to get past the nuisances and get back to aggravation-free boning. There’s always someone doing something that drives us nuts, even in the bedroom. While there’s a load of sexual advice...