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Wacky Wanking: 9 Wild Masturbation Stories

During the COVID-19 pandemic, people are having less sex and even being instructed to wear a mask when bumping uglies. Luckily, masturbating is safe and a long-term option for those afflicted with the illness of permanent horniness.  While masturbating is a solo pastime, it by no means needs to be boring. To prove this, HUSTLERMagazine.com...

Whacking Off the Wine Flu

Can masturbation really cure a hangover after a night of overindulging? “I like drinking, but drinking doesn’t like me.” —Some poor bastard. Next to rolling around naked with someone who makes your pecker flutter like a coked-up butterfly, getting drunk is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It helps people find toleration amid the...