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The Couple That Strokes Together…

Getting in touch with the many relationship benefits of mutual masturbation. There are loads of couples in committed relationships right now silently sitting in their respective recliners, watching television, secretly wishing that a giant asteroid would come crashing through the roof and end it all. The romance is long gone, and they’re no longer regularly...

Wacky Wanking: 9 Wild Masturbation Stories

During the COVID-19 pandemic, people are having less sex and even being instructed to wear a mask when bumping uglies. Luckily, masturbating is safe and a long-term option for those afflicted with the illness of permanent horniness.  While masturbating is a solo pastime, it by no means needs to be boring. To prove this, HUSTLERMagazine.com...

Whacking Off the Wine Flu

Can masturbation really cure a hangover after a night of overindulging? “I like drinking, but drinking doesn’t like me.” —Some poor bastard. Next to rolling around naked with someone who makes your pecker flutter like a coked-up butterfly, getting drunk is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It helps people find toleration amid the...