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HUSTLER Classic: Nice Butt—and Nice Boat!

Ah, sailing the high seas! The fresh air. The sunshine. And if you’re lucky, a smoking-hot, naked babe to serve as your first mate.  These were the delights to be found in the January ’05 HUSTLER pictorial “Lily Thai: Taste Treat.” Lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, the pictorial depicted a sunny day out on the...

HUSTLER Classic: The Neighborly Lay

As a wise man once noted, good fences make good neighbors. And most of the time, that’s a very valid sentiment. After all, neighbors are generally a nuisance—if they’re not keeping you up all night with their loud parties, they’re stinking up the place with the MAGA flags hanging off their porches and generally making...

HUSTLER Classic: Scary-Hot

The connection between fear and sexual arousal is well established. Hell, where do you think the phrase “scared stiff” came from? (Okay, maybe that’s not where the phrase “scared stiff” came from, but hey—you never know.)  That connection was highlighted to cock-swelling effect in the October ’02 HUSTLER Pictorial “Keegan: Senses Taker,” which featured a...