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July 2025

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HUSTLER Classic: When In Rome

With its incredible architecture and rich history, Rome is rightfully known as a sightseer’s paradise. Unfortunately, with the coronavirus pandemic hitting Italy particularly hard and the country under heavy lockdown, it’s not so easy to enjoy the Eternal City’s scenery these days.  Might we offer these breathtaking views as an alternative in the meantime?  Published...

HUSTLER Classic: Gunning It

In a typical porn pictorial, if anything’s getting fired off, it’s a hot, sticky load from the barrel of a fleshy cum-cannon. But the August ‘84 HUSTLER blew readers away with a pictorial that packed serious heat in more ways than one.  Captured by photographer Clive McLean, “Lorelei: Riding Shotgun” shared the tale of a...

HUSTLER Classic: Schooling the President

HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. It is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously.  Sure, a growing number of schools are closing their doors for the time being thanks to a pandemic with no end in sight—but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little history lesson right here, does...