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HUSTLER Classic: Homebody Hottie

Feeling a little antsy from being cooped up? Take a cue from this September ’80 Honey, who made the most out of lazy days at home. Hanging out at home with nothing to do—it’s an all-too-familiar situation for many of us these days, in the age of self-isolation.  Extended lockdown probably has a lot of...

HUSTLER Classic: The Crack of Dawn

Some folks are morning people, and others just aren’t. But the November ’80 issue of HUSTLER offered readers a Dawn that even the most dyed-in-the-wool night owl would enthusiastically rise for.  Shot by photographer Matti Klatt, the “Dawn: Angel of the Morning” Centerfold spread told the tale of a brunette babe who preferred to get...

HUSTLER Classic: Getting Fruity

As the old saying goes, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.  And when life gives you melons, um, make melonade.  And when life gives you melons like these…well, hopefully you’ll be wearing a back brace, because that’s a whole lot of weight.  HUSTLER’s pictorials are world renowned for serving up juicy pink, but “Big...