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HUSTLER Classic: A Push for Bush

Some people say that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but for others, a bush on a good-looking bird is priceless. Such was definitely the case with the November ’02 HUSTLER pictorial Cindy & Robbie: Switch-Team Player.  The photo-set, lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, told the tale of a hookup...
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HUSTLER Classic: Where There’s a Will, There’s a Lay

A death in the family is typically anything but a sexy event. But in one HUSTLER pictorial, anyway, a deceased relative led to a situation where the body in the casket wasn’t the only stiffie on display.  The pictorial, November ’02’s Hannah & Ben: Will to Suck Seed, shared the story of Hannah, who according...
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HUSTLER Classic: Garden State Porkway

Poor New Jersey; it’s been the butt of countless jokes, and often written off as New York’s bland yet somehow also skeevy little brother. For god’s sake, the state was even saddled with Chris Christie as its governor for eight years. However, the Garden State does have its positive attributes, and two of its more considerable...