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Smart Fuckers

Never mind banging your gal’s brains out; by giving her an orgasm, you might actually be boosting her intellect, at least temporarily. Get ready for the science…

Despite men’s reputation as superficial cavemen, the truth is that many, if not most, guys prefer a woman who has both beauty and brains. Dudes desperately want a partner who not only looks good naked but can also keep their dumb asses in line when they go off the rails.

Still, some guys complain that it’s difficult to find a woman who’s the total package. Well, never fear, gentlemen—if your gal is blessed more with beauty than brains, all you have to do is give her regular orgasms to provide her with an intellectual boost. Yessiree, boys, there’s no need to send the missus back to school for all that fancy book-learning stuff; orgasms alone might make her smarter. 

At least, that’s what some of the research out there wants us to believe.

In one study from Rutgers University, researchers discovered that when a woman orgasms, she experiences increased blood flow to her brain, providing it with all the necessary stimulation to optimize overall function. The boost starts during sexual arousal, hitting its pinnacle during an orgasm, and begins to subside around the time the man is putting his underwear back on. 

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