Of all the pain that one might experience after an invasive medical procedure, the no-nookie rule might be the unkindest cut of all.
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Some couples like playing doctor in the bedroom—paging Dr. Dick N. Sider…Dr. Dick N. Sider, please report to gynecology—while other fuckers simply want to get back into action in the bedroom after seeing a doctor. Unfortunately, in the case of surgery, that’s quite often not possible. While surgeons may be skilled in cutting you up and stitching you back together in the name of restored health, they can also put a damper on your sex life, at least temporarily.
The need to have the body opened up and worked on by an anatomy mechanic can happen any time and knows no age. One minute you’re walking around just fine, the next there’s an eight-inch scar marking the spot where your tibia took a shit on a flight of stairs and is now held together by screws. No matter how it happens, no matter what part of the body breaks down, having surgery means a lengthy recovery process—a situation that unfortunately means no sexual activity in many cases.
