Netflix’s Roast of Tom Brady was one of Hollywood’s biggest nights of the year, and comedian Sam Jay might have scored the biggest laugh of the evening with her burn of Patriots’ quarterback and Brady’s predecessor Drew Bledsoe. Because Bledsoe didn’t play one second of New England’s Super Bowl XXXVI victory, Sam (née Samaria Johnson) said Bledsoe’s Super Bowl ring was a lot like her strap-on: “Just because you wear it doesn’t make it real.”
Jay says her appearance that night launched her into the next level of fame, but she was doing pretty well before that. She’d done stand-up specials for Comedy Central (I Didn’t Even Know How Gay I Was), Netflix (3 In The Morning) and HBO (Salute Me or Shoot Me), not to mention landing her first movie role alongside Eddie Murphy in You People. HUSTLER recently enjoyed a New York City sit-down with the fun, filthy comic, discussing her love of Boston sports and her mysterious romantic past—and, of course, clarifying the finer points of strap-on etiquette.
HUSTLER: Tom Brady was a childhood hero of yours, so was it hard to stand ten feet from him at the roast, in front of millions of viewers, and ask him to put his dick in you?
SAM JAY: [Laughs.] I just meant for experimental reasons, to see if my lesbian pussy could still take a dick, but it wasn’t hard at all. No pun intended. It was nerve-wracking to be up there period, to be quite honest, but once you’re in it, the only option you have is to go for it. So it was all good.
So did it all work out? You and TB12 get together?
No, we didn’t do the nasty. I didn’t really wanna do the nasty with him—it was more for research.
