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Flula Borg: “I Love America”

Flula Borg is the rarest of species: A happy-go-lucky Hun. As confusing as the idea of an irrepressible German might be, equally confounding is the successful career Flula’s carved out in American entertainment, based as it is on his work as a “hype man,” loading “dope” tunes to YouTube and cheery chats on Conan—okay, plus...

Julia Scotti: Funny That Way

Julia Scotti calls herself a female “of transgender experience,” which is to say that the woman used to be a man. And even though that man—Rick Scotti—was a comedian successful enough to tour with Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld and open for acts including Lou Rawls and Chicago, it wasn’t until he became she that...

Phil Hellmuth: Positivity & the Poker Brat

Whether Phil Hellmuth is the most obnoxious player in poker (his reputation) or the nicest (Phil’s own claim), one thing is certain: The Poker Brat is the game’s greatest tournament player. Phil has 15 World Series of Poker victories, while runners-up Doyle Brunson, Johnny Chan and Phil Ivey have managed only ten each. Phil is...