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December 2024

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Red-Hot Scarlet
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Red-Hot Scarlet

HUSTLER: Good morning! I see you’re just getting up. So how many times have you masturbated this morning?

SCARLET RED: Just once. I did have to masturbate before bed to get a good night’s sleep, and then I woke up and masturbated just a little. A quickie, you know.

I beat you. I did it four times.

You did! Okay, well, snap! Maybe guys need it more? I don’t know. Maybe that’s why girls’ orgasms last longer.

I guess. You see, men wake up with morning wood, so we have to take care of it. What’s the female equivalent?

Morning wetness? Morning moist! Like the moist dew you see on grass. No, morning water!

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