Join us as we dissect that illuminating and sometimes distressing moment of clarity that occurs right after an orgasm.
Few phenomena are as widely recognized—yet rarely discussed with total honesty—as post-nut clarity. For those who might be unfamiliar with the phrase, it’s that brief, relentlessly sobering moment after orgasm when horniness fades and reality slaps you upside the head like a Mack truck, sometimes with hilarious, depressing or downright loathsome revelations. In these illuminating instances, you have probably asked yourself a time or two: Why did I text her? What am I doing with my life? Am I even really attracted to this person? How can I get out of here without being noticed? The answers, unfortunately, do not matter because, well, what’s done is done, and now you’re on the hook for a post-romp snack down at the IHOP.
Post-nut clarity is simply a repercussion of man’s propensity for thinking with his dick instead of his brain, causing him to spend time with people he probably shouldn’t. “You know; you should just jack off and go to bed, but you text her anyway,” Seth, 32, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com by way of example. There’s not a man alive who hasn’t endured this sexual spectacle, and they always say they’ll never do it again, but rest assured—there is some poor schmo out there right now, his regretful pecker glued to his leg, trying to make up an excuse to leave the bed of a less than desirable dame he bedded down in a moment of weakness. If Big Pharma developed a pill that put an end to the mental combat inside a man’s head before sending that text, we’d all be lined up outside the pharmacy. “It’s like a sickness,” Seth adds.
“If you’re trying to find the nearest exit as soon as you come, she’s not the one. If you’re making plans with her after sex, she’s probably someone you’re going to see again.”
