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HUSTLER Classic: Model Behavior

When most people think of a model’s life, big paychecks, outrageous parties and exotic locales spring to mind. And yeah, it does seem like a pretty sweet deal. But it isn’t all about living the high life. In fact, sometimes you can get fucked pretty good.  Such was the case with the May ’01 HUSTLER...

HUSTLER Classic: Nice Butt—and Nice Boat!

Ah, sailing the high seas! The fresh air. The sunshine. And if you’re lucky, a smoking-hot, naked babe to serve as your first mate.  These were the delights to be found in the January ’05 HUSTLER pictorial “Lily Thai: Taste Treat.” Lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, the pictorial depicted a sunny day out on the...

Sex Is My Cardio

No, you can’t screw your way to a skinnier you—but physical training can boost your sex drive, and the right sex positions can help you burn more calories in bed. Here’s your guide if you want to be fucking healthy. A hefty slab of lard-ass America is finding its way to the gym these days...