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HUSTLER Classic: Auto-Erotic Urges

Wow! Check out that sleek body. Those stunning curves. Those killer looks!  And yeah; the car’s pretty sweet, too.  The April ‘06 HUSTLER pictorial “Valentina Vaughn: Around the Benz” turned out to be classic in a couple of different ways, as it combined two timeless favorites of men everywhere: hot women and luxury cars.  And...

HUSTLER Classic: Parks and Penetration

Sure, a walk or a hike in the park can be reenergizing. But a fuck in the park? Well, that’s absolutely exhilarating! Exhibit A: the classic HUSTLER pictorial “Tory Lane & Kurt Lockwood: Where There’s Smoke.”  Published in the February ‘05 issue—long before America came to its senses and began to legalize the recreational use...

Sex After Death

Getting back into the sexual swing of things after the loss of a partner can be difficult, but moving on and getting busy is a vital part of the healing process. Death is a hell of a cockblocker. One minute a dude is shacked up with a sweet piece of ass—someone who, after all these...