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December 2021

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Sex in Lockdown: Fuck the One You’re With

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global crisis cannot crush the human sexual urge, and while social distancing rules might be in play, fuckers under lockdown are using the downtime...

March Muff Madness

The NCAA basketball tournament might have fallen victim to the coronavirus this year, but the folks at Mr. Skin are keeping bracketology alive in a most sexy way. The NCAA basketball tournament and the brackets that come with it might be among the victims of the coronavirus this year, but fear not: In this time...

Mugged By the Cops

In the last ten years, a nationwide band of shakedown artists has been robbing hundreds of innocent civilians of their money and property. The perps in this gang all wear badges, and they wield a fully automatic weapon known as civil forfeiture.  Disclaimer: We’ve taken certain liberties in illustrating this article. Unfortunately, the victims of...