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December 2024

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HUSTLER Classic: High-Class Ass

Meet Muffy, the perfect, boner-inducing embodiment of the era of preppies and yuppies. Ah, the ’80s—the era of preppies and yuppies, when flashy fashion, conspicuous consumption and flaunting one’s status defined our culture, following the funky, malaise-tainted, bell bottoms-clad 1970s.  And right there in the middle of what came to be known as the Greed...
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HUSTLER Classic: Getting Fruity

As the old saying goes, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.  And when life gives you melons, um, make melonade.  And when life gives you melons like these…well, hopefully you’ll be wearing a back brace, because that’s a whole lot of weight.  HUSTLER’s pictorials are world renowned for serving up juicy pink, but “Big...
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HUSTLER Classic: Just Beachy

It’s springtime, and normally many Californians would be heading to the beach to play in the sun, sand and surf. Instead, most people are cooped up in their homes while they wait out the COVID-19 pandemic, and beach closures have been put into place in Golden State.  But while most of the nation is under...