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Bad Religion

“From the beginning, men used God to justify the unjustifiable.” – Salman Rushdie  Mr. Rushdie speaks from experience. In 1988 his novel The Satanic Verses, an Indian soap opera with a mystical subplot, pissed off the Ayatollah Khomeini. The Supreme Leader of Iran, after reading Rushdie’s book, decided it was offensive to Islam. It wasn’t,...
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The Rape of Justice

HUSTLER Classic October 1978 The killers of John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr. wear well-cut suits and have impeccable manners. They assume many names. They have lived for centuries, appearing through the ages in different uniforms—one year that of the Inquisition, one year the Gestapo, one year the CIA. If you could see...
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HUSTLER Classic: Trucking Things Up

Is there anything more exhilarating than hitting the wide-open road?  Sure there is; hitting the wide-open road with a couple of wide-open babes who have a taste for adventure—and each other.  Such was the case with the January ’80 HUSTLER pictorial Keep On Truckin’, featuring a pair of hotties who got their engines revving during...