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HUSTLER Classic: Counting on It

If you get the feeling that things just don’t add up these days, don’t feel bad—you aren’t alone in that sentiment.  And also rest assured in the knowledge that adding things up has been a challenge for plenty of people throughout the ages.  Take, for instance, the beautiful but math-challenged Honey at the center of...

HUSTLER Classic: Making a Splash

Plenty of porn-stars-to-be have used HUSTLER as a springboard to propel themselves into the glamorous waters of XXX fame. Few made a bigger splash than Candi Evans, who dove into the deep end of viewers’ hearts in the February ’87 issue of America’s Magazine.  At the time that the pictorial “Candi Evans: Cool Dip for...

HUSTLER Classic: Totally Baked

Usually when the topic of tanning a person’s hide comes up, it means that someone is probably gonna get clobbered. Such was not the case with the April ’88 pictorial “Mona: Baked to Perfection”—though we’re sure the photos led to plenty of beating nonetheless.  Shot by photographer James Baes, the layout served up a crotch-swelling...