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Get Back in the Game!

Stuck in a sexual dry spell that seems like it will never end? You’re not alone. Luckily, we have some advice on getting back in action. Everyone goes through a dry spell from time to time. Sex is one of those things that the whole of humanity, chock full of raging hormones, is genetically programmed...

HUSTLER Classic: Goop Is Good Food

The importance of a well-balanced diet can’t be overestimated—it’s the cornerstone of good health and longevity. It’s why we’re taught from an early age about the four food groups of fruit and vegetables, grain, dairy and protein.  And speaking of protein, a healthy dose of gonad goo can help fill out one’s nutritional portfolio, too. ...

HUSTLER Classic: Ramping Up the Action

Never mind the X Games; if you’re looking for some truly hot skateboarding action, might we suggest some XXX games? Join us for a trip down Memory Lane to the April 2002 issue of HUSTLER and, specifically, the pictorial “Jasse & Randy: Trick Off.”  Lensed by photographer Clive McLean, the pictorial shared the story of...