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Do Body Counts…Count?

Worried about how many people your significant other slept with before you? Don’t be—in fact, a hefty tally of past sexual partners can actually make your relationship stronger. At the beginning of a relationship, there are plenty of discussions that are sure to arise before things get too serious. One of the most polarizing of...
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How Many Licks?

We tackle the age-old question of just how long you should be spending downtown before moving on to the main fucking act. When we were young and impressionable young whippersnappers with hardly any pubes on our balls, the television told us that it takes precisely three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie...
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Road Head Warriors

Sure, getting a blowjob while cruising around behind the wheel might sound like the ultimate joyride, but be careful—you’re likely to hit some bumpy road on the path to auto-erotic bliss. The summer travel season is upon us, which means millions of Americans are about to get out on the highway for a taste of...