According to a recent survey, one in five people use their cell phone while getting busy. Which can definitely be a real hang-up, but it doesn’t have to mean getting disconnected from your partner.
The technological advancements of the past few decades, it could be argued, have bestowed humping humanity with an abundance of coital convenience. The smartphone is, without a doubt, the most prominent of those developments. These mobile devices have changed horndog society forever. We now have porn at our fingertips, with access to full bush, shaven mavens and pussy generated with Artificial Intelligence. Not only that, but smartphones have made it easier to hook up with random people on any given day and even juggle multiple partners at a time.
Yet, it could just as easily be argued that the smarter the phone gets, the dumber the people become. Although this technology has made it easier for humans to access sexual content wherever and whenever they want, they are evidently far from dialed in when having sex in real life.
Imagine, if you will, that you’re getting it on with the randy realtor you just met at an open house in your neighborhood. At some point while doing her doggy-style, her phone lights up on the nightstand, suggesting that someone out there wants to bend her ear when you’re finished bending her over. But much to your dismay, instead of doing the obvious—like ignoring the message until after she comes like a yak on meth—she reaches for her device mid-poke to take a quick peek. WTF? Yep, while you’re back there thinking, Wait, hold the phone, she’s literally doing just that while you’re doing her. It might sound like a stretch that anyone would check the messages in the midst of getting her muff ruffled, yet a recent survey from SellCell.com found that one in five people are guilty of phoning and boning. And civil society can’t believe it.
“That’s the most disrespectful thing I’ve ever heard. You should be in the moment, not on your phone.”
