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HUSTLER’s Swimsuit Special
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HUSTLER’s Swimsuit Special

Nothing says July like a barely there bikini. But with HUSTLER’s swimsuit models, the bikini is just the start. The season truly begins to sizzle as our Honeys peel those tantalizing...
Alt Rocks!
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Alt Rocks!

Inked, pierced and modded to the max, alternative adult performers and creators are so much more than the sum of their sleeves and ear gauges. They celebrate beauty born of rebellion and forged in the fires of...
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Tasha Reign: Princess Turned Porn Star

The veteran adult-industry performer opens up about her XXX life in a new memoir. Tasha Reign has been a staple in the adult industry for years and has ruled the porn kingdom with...
Sunday Funday: Dildo Darlings 9
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Sunday Funday: Dildo Darlings 9

No boners? No biggie! These babes don’t need a hard-on to get their fill of fun; they just crack open the toy chest and get to work with their favorite faux phalluses. Go ahead,...
HUSTLER Classic: Stay Gold
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HUSTLER Classic: Stay Gold

As the old proverb says, all that glitters is not gold. A gleaming, pink pussy paired with a shiny, gilded dildo, however? That’s a combination that’s worth its weight in bullion. ...
Friday Funnies: Clowning on Counseling Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Clowning on Counseling Vol. 3

Marital discord isn’t funny—it’s hilarious! Don’t believe us? Join us in the marriage counselor’s office for a gut-busting look at...
Photo: Dmitrii Melnikov / Alamy Stock Photo
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The Incredible Shrinking Manhood

Bad news, guys; hair isn’t the only thing you might lose as you get older. Yes, we’re talking about your dong size, but don’t worry—we have some advice on how...
How Many Licks?
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How Many Licks?

We tackle the age-old question of just how long you should be spending downtown before moving on to the main fucking act. When we were young and impressionable young whippersnappers with hardly any pubes on...
Photo courtesy of Holly Randall
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Focusing in on Holly Randall

The esteemed photographer and director discusses her process, her podcast and her decision to step in front of the camera as a model herself. If you’ve ever scrolled through your favorite...
Sunday Funday: Busty Blond Beavers 2
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Sunday Funday: Busty Blond Beavers 2

Hey, it’s Sunday—a time to kick back, relax and enjoy yourself. And what’s more enjoyable than the sight of big, billowing boobs, attached to lovely girl-next-door types?...
Saturday Special: Get a Leg Up Vol. 6
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Saturday Special: Get a Leg Up Vol. 6

Leg men, rejoice! It’s time for another celebration of HUSTLER Honeys showing off their gorgeous gams, shapely stems and prick-stiffening pins. What are you waiting for? Dive...
Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 5
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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 5

Belly up to the bar, gang—it’s Friday, and we’re making Happy Hour extra-jovial this week with a collection of intoxicating humor from HUSTLER’s vast arsenal of outrageous...
Dick Dangle: Porn Podcaster Par Excellence
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Dick Dangle: Porn Podcaster Par Excellence

Meet Dick Dangle, who gives listeners an intimate glimpse into the XXX world with the passion of a true fan (and he has the spooge rag to prove it)…...
Simon Phillips: FUBAR and Beyond
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Simon Phillips: FUBAR and Beyond

Actor Simon Phillips talks about strippers fighting werewolves, spending a month in a HUSTLER Club and working with Arnold Schwarzenegger in the new Netflix series FUBAR. Simon...
Sex Work and Spirituality
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Sex Work and Spirituality

Religion and spirituality are staples in many people’s daily lives, providing comfort, guidance and a sense of something larger than ourselves. Sadly, there is an ill-conceived notion held by...
From Farm to Fap
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From Farm to Fap

Food and sex are sometimes a tasty combination for couples, but some people include edible items in their solo sessions too. Beware, though; there are precautions to take when making love to a partner you...
Sunday Funday: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 9
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Sunday Funday: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 9

Brace yourselves, because we’re about to enter a touchy situation—in the best possible way! We’re back with another collection of HUSTLER Honeys putting...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Harley Haze
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Harley Haze

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Harley Haze, a bewitching...
Friday Funnies: Heavenly Humor Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Heavenly Humor Vol. 2

Looking for some jokes that will leave you on Cloud Nine? Rejoice; your prayers have been answered! We’re making a hilarious visit to the promised land, courtesy of...
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Throw Us Some Curves!

Never mind the stick-thin standard of female beauty that many people adhere to—join us as we sing the praises of full-figured women. There is a specific body type that is often expected of women in...
Photo by Ivy Augustine
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Ivy Augustine: Hair Trigger

Begone, foul razor! Let your fuzz run wild and free. HUSTLERMagazine.com brings you the second installment in its tribute to lady pubes, featuring cam model Ivy Augustine and her untamable...