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Saturday Special: Whoa, Canada!
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Saturday Special: Whoa, Canada!

We celebrate Canada Day by highlighting some of the hottest Honeys to come out of the Great White North. July 1 is Canada Day, which each year celebrates the date that the three...
Think Pink
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Think Pink

It’s no secret that Larry Flynt loved pussy—and we mean truly loved it. He had a pussy statue in his office, a 24-karat solid-gold pussy necklace, and he would sometimes joke that his favorite recreation...
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Politics

Vigilance Trumps Vengeance

After 49 years of HUSTLER’s fight for free speech, our constitutional rights still hang by a thread. It’s early, but later than you think. The 2024 Presidential election is shaping up...
Bael
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Bael

The targeted color bursts that punctuate Bael’s stark celebrations of nontraditional beauty telegraph both Patrick Nagel and Egon Schiele while inviting a deeper discussion that is anything but black and...
The Future of Food
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The Future of Food

We live in an era of abundance and security unprecedented in human history, a true Golden Age. Despite the natural disasters, pandemics, wars and political calamities that have afflicted us in the last 100...
Today’s Hustlers, Tomorrow’s Legends
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Today’s Hustlers, Tomorrow’s Legends

We like to think we see things in people, especially when it comes to era-defining adult entertainers who make a lasting impression. Perched on the cusp of the big five-oh (49 and...
Beaver of the Year Contest
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Beaver of the Year Contest

Meet the 2023 Beaver of the Year winner and cast your vote for the uninhibited hottie who you think should take the title of Beaver of the Year next. Now’s your chance; make your...
Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming! Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming! Vol. 3

Greetings, humans! Are you ready for some humor that is truly not of this earth? Prepare for some close encounters of the hilarious kind, as we explore...
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Leveling the Laying Field

Despite decades of progress, sexual double standards between men and women still persist. We lay out a path toward fucking egalitarianism. Once upon a time, women were expected to sleep with just one...
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Mudhoney: Godfathers of Grunge

Mudhoney guitarist Steve Turner discusses his new memoir, his band’s longevity and that time he was approached about joining Nirvana. To call guitarist Steve Turner a Godfather of...
Guilty Pleasures: XXX Edition
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Guilty Pleasures: XXX Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers reveal the surprising movies, TV shows, music and food they indulge in. We all have things we watch, listen to and gobble up that bring us...
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Separation Anxiety

So you’ve decided to reunite with your ex—that’s great! Beware, though; asking questions about your partner’s sex life while you were apart can be an emotional minefield. Breaking up is...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kiara Cole
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kiara Cole

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Kiara Cole, a fair-haired beauty from...
Saturday Special: Diving in Deep 5
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Saturday Special: Diving in Deep 5

Oh, yes; summer is officially here, and you know what that means—time for a nice, refreshing dip in the pool.  And you know what makes some pool time even more...
Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 6
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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 6

Hey mister, looking for a good time? Then today’s your lucky day, because we’re taking a deep dive into HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons to serve up...
In Too Deep
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In Too Deep

Sure, with summer upon us, the idea of a poke in the pool or the pond might sound tempting, but beware—there are many perils to underwater sex. Summer means different things to different people. For some,...
Hump-Day Special: Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 6
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Hump-Day Special: Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 6

Ah, blowjobs—is there anything better than kicking back and letting a hot girl work her mouth magic on you? Is there a more sublime feeling than a pair of...
XXX Bikini Babes
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XXX Bikini Babes

Summer’s here, and the time is right…for celebrating hot babes in skimpy swimsuits! Join us as some of our favorite adult-industry vixens extol the virtues of tiny bikinis. There are a few surefire...
Speed-Fucking
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Speed-Fucking

On your mark… get set… screw! Sure, a marathon sex session is nice, but sometimes—for a variety of reasons—you just want to get across the finish line as quickly as possible. There are times...
Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies 3
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Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies 3

It’s Father’s Day again and, while neckties and cologne are fine and all, may we offer you the gift of laughter? We  combed through HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious...
Saturday Special: Busty Blond Babes 8
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Saturday Special: Busty Blond Babes 8

Light hair and heavy hooters—is there a better combination? You’d be hard-pressed to find one, for sure. And speaking of hard, prepare yourself for a crotch-stiffening good...