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Friday Funnies: D.C. Dunces Vol. 2
Need a chuckle today? We have a capital idea! The nation’s capital, specifically. We’re heading to Washington, D.C.—via HUSTLER’s vast collection of outrageous...
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Glamour Cocks
Thinking of sending a dick pic to that woman you’re interested in? First off, get her permission first! Secondly, put some effort into it! We present a handy guide to becoming the Ansel Adams of...
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 7
There are so many things to love about a parade. The pageantry! The spectacle! The seemingly endless procession of warm, wet, wide-open pussy! Wait, what? That’s right—we’re...
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The 411 on SPH
Welcome to the world of small penis humiliation, the kink where big thrills come from making fun of tiny packages. If you’ve ever scrolled through a clip site or been in a webcam chat room, you may have come...
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A XXX Summer Survival Guide
As we head toward the dog days, the temperature is definitely rising—and that won’t be the only thing rising as you read this naughty advice for beating the heat. In scientific...
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Sunday Funday: A Piercing Glance
There’s no doubt about it—the female body is a work of art. And it’s an even more enchanting masterpiece when adorned with ornamental embellishments to enhance its inherent...
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Saturday Special: Lickety Split Vol. 2
Pussy—it’s what’s for supper. And breakfast. And lunch. And brunch. And dessert. And, sure, a midnight snack too! As far as we’re concerned, you can never get your...
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Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember 5
Infidelity is no laughing matter—or is it? Join us as we take a deep dive into HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons to explore the more humorous side of screwing...
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Pay Attention, Dummy!
Why your woman is likely to dump your ass for someone else—and how you can avoid it. Married men often have no freaking clue that their wives are on the prowl for some strange until it’s too...
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Hump-Day Special: Bald Is Beautiful 4
Summer is here, and we’re all going a little bit more bare to beat the heat these days. And what’s the ultimate in uncovered comfort? A hot, sweet pussy that’s been shorn of...
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Orgasmic Orgies
What are the joys and challenges of filming an orgy scene in XXX? We gathered some of our favorite performers for a group experience you won’t soon forget! Teamwork makes any job easier. Now imagine your...
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You on the Pill, Man?
Thanks to modern science, a male birth control pill could soon be available. But will guys find it too much to swallow? The lead-up to sexual intimacy between a man and woman can be a real...
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HUSTLER Classic: Better Loving Through Chemistry
Beakers, lab coats, periodic tables and scientific equations…not exactly a formula for a sexy time, right? But throw a hot, naked chick into the mix, and...
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Saturday Special: Splashy Sirens
Hey, can you think of a better way to celebrate International Skinny Dip Day? Hey, it’s International Skinny Dip Day, and you know what that means–it’s time for women around...
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Friday Funnies: Chickening Out
Looking for some humor that’s really clucking funny? You’re in luck, because we’re getting all cooped up with some truly fowl humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous...
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The Side Eyes: Born to Rock
Lead singer Astrid McDonald on growing up with rock-star parents, the secret to survival on the road and her band’s ferocious new album. Astrid McDonald was literally born into rock...
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XXX Spirit Animals
Some of our favorite adult-industry performers tell us all about the beasts that lurk inside of them. You’ve probably heard the term “spirit animal.” If you’re unfamiliar, it is usually a metaphor...
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Taking Liberty Vol. 2
Happy birthday, America! May we present to you the gift of humor? After all, the pursuit of happiness is best kicked off with a few good laughs—and if those laughs come from HUSTLER’s vast...
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Go to Fucking Sleep!
Suffering from insomnia? Never mind the sleep aids at the pharmacy, we have a much sexier way for you to get some solid shut-eye… In the wee hours of the night, while the rest of the world is tucked away...
