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Porn From the Past
Shirley lazes the day away naked, dreaming of a threeway with Masters and Johnson. Thanks to J.R.P. of Strathmore, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the...
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Obama’s Iron Fist
On first taking possession of the Oval Office, Barack Obama appeared to be restoring basic Constitutional rights annulled by the Bush-Cheney regime. The President pledged to soon close the detention facility...
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Flash of Patriotism On Capitol Hill
Sometimes Republicans get it right, usually after first being terribly wrong. But when sanity does prevail, we should be thankful all the same. That’s why Congressman Jim...
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“I’m a Clever Cunning Prick”
UNAPOLOGETIC TO THE END, ROCK’S LEGENDARY EGOMANIAC GIVES THIS LIFE—AND DEATH—THE BIG FINGER. SATAN, BE WARNED. Unabashed whackjob Kim Fowley is the mastermind behind dozens of songs...
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Stoya Does the Subway
It’s one thing to flash your tits and take a few pictures. But to carry out a gutsy topless shoot in the middle of the night on a moving New York subway car, you better have a plan. Hardcore...
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Porn From the Past
You look down at your hole cards—10 of spades, 2 of hearts. But somehow it’s still the best hand ever. Thanks to M.R. of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, for these vintage playing cards. Send your smut of...
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NSA, FBI & MLK
On the 50th anniversary of the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom, I remembered being near Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. as he delivered his “I Have a Dream” speech at the Lincoln Memorial. What I...
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Big Brother’s in Your Pocket
Your smartphone is your enemy. Yes, that cute little sidekick you carry around is a vicious snitch that does more than monitor your every movement and purchase. The handy device...
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No.2 Rules
Sim Jae-Duck—ex-mayor of Suwon, Korea—was born in a toilet (literally!) and fixated by the ol’ dump ever since. He felt it his duty to clean up the city’s poopers and was known around town as...
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All Hands on Dick
This one-stop bate shop boasts a five-finger discount every day of the week. Visit its location in Bonita Beach, Florida, where a friendly staff of wankers will be happy to assist you. They offer the ultimate...
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Gutter Talk
XXX stars love to play with heavy balls, especially for a good cause! At the recent Porn Star Bowling Fundraiser—cohosted by the Free Speech Coalition and LATATA (Licensed Adult Talent Agents Trade...
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Aural Sex
Six of the world’s hottest fuckdolls reveal what they like in their ears when all their other holes are being stuffed. Heard of dubstep? It’s a percussive genre of electronic dance music originated...
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It Takes One to Know One
In 2011 Dominique Strauss-Kahn was busted for alleged sexual assault against Nafissatou Diallo, a maid at the Sofitel Hotel in New York. The pathetic metaphor was lost on no one: The managing...
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Chuck Palahniuk’s Brutal Beauty
The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.” We met up with the man who wrote those...
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Men & Machines
Talk about getting dirty. When she’s not handling a hard man-tool on camera, she slings the solid metal kind at a garage in the San Fernando Valley. We hang with the badass vixxxen just days before we...
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Porn From the Past
Always a secret chocolate lover, Stan finally gave in to his cravings and treated himself to not one, but two cocoa confections. Here we witness the ah-hah moment as Stan invents the Oreo cookie. Thanks to...
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ACLU Thought Police?
I have long expressed admiration for the American Civil Liberties Union for ardently defending the Constitution in our legislatures and courts, including the Supreme Court. Since September 2001 the ACLU has...
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Just Blow the Right Whistle
Americans love to be lied to; otherwise Edward Snowden would be a wildly popular national hero. Same for Bradley Manning, Glenn Greenwald, Julian Assange and others who risk their freedom...
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Depraved New World
Hail the new flesh! Sterile hook-ups with CGI chicks online! Is that the future of sex? RedLightCenter.com sure as hell hopes so. RLC is a virtual world that claims to have an estimated 10 to 12 million...
