Warning: a slip of the prick can be a major pain in the ass! Diving deep into the perils of accidental anal.
Everyone understands, or at least they damn well should, that there are certain risks involved in having sex. Bone a sketchy stranger next to a dumpster in some godforsaken alley, and you could wake up the next morning with a gnarly staph infection. Fail to use birth control, and 18 years of child support and nagging could very well be in your future.
And, hell, just screwing like deranged rabbits on amphetamine can sometimes lead to the woman getting unexpectedly jabbed in the wrong hole.
Indeed, two people can be humping along harmoniously when, suddenly, the man’s wiener slips out of her cooter and, through a bit of a trajectory error on the downstroke, lands smack-dab in her ass. The situation, in this case, is not an act of malice, perhaps just a little too much enthusiasm and a bad aim. Nevertheless, jamming it in the wrong hole is the source of much anxiety (and pain) for amorous femmes.
“That’s a good way to break your dick. It’s like hitting a brick wall. I don’t know why anyone would do that on purpose. It’s definitely not the safest way to go about it.”
