Sure, getting a blowjob first thing in the morning sounds like (and usually is) a sexy way to start the day, but sometimes it can lead to a rude awakening.
Waking up in the morning, for most poor schlubs, is the most excruciating part of the day. The alarm goes off at an ear-piercing volume, jolting us into consciousness and setting the stage for a loathsome itinerary chock-full of misery and dread. One in which we’re forced to march off to some godforsaken job and suck the corporate cock in exchange for a measly paycheck.
No question about it, dragging yourself out of bed in the morning sucks—and, ironically, one of the few things that can improve it is even more sucking.
“Waking up to warm lips around your dick is the perfect wake-up call. Totally relaxes me.”
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