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Meeting Between the Lines
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Meeting Between the Lines

Figuring out whether a woman is into him can be one of the most daunting tasks a guy will ever face. Join us as the ladies explain how to determine if they’re interested.

Trying to determine with any level of accuracy whether a woman is into you is inarguably one of the most daunting tasks a man ever has to face. She could be nice, even seemingly flirty, but as soon as he makes any attempt to reciprocate what he perceives as politely contained animal lust, there’s at least an even chance that she lets him know he’s got it all wrong. She might even grow increasingly cold or shut him out completely to let him know he’s crossed a line, however unwittingly. Perhaps she’ll decide to constantly refer to the poor bastard as “buddy” or let him know, every chance she gets, that he’s like the brother she never had. In any case, the guy will have egg on his face and the relationship will acquire a permanent layer of awkwardness. 

“It is hard to tell sometimes. I had a girl show up at my apartment one night asking if she could use my bathroom to wash her hair, and I didn’t recognize that she was actually there for sex.”

Scott

Mankind has been working for years to decipher whether a woman is engaging in harmless, friendly banter or sending a signal that she’d like to get down and dirty. Even the most schooled student of studliness is often oblivious to the language women employ when they are interested in a hearty bone session. There is seemingly no end in sight to the struggle men face when trying to determine if a woman has romantic or sexual interest in them. Studies even show that guys mistake flirting for something else nearly 70% of the time. “It is hard to tell sometimes,” admits Scott, 34, to HUSTLERMagazine.com. “I had a girl show up at my apartment one night asking if she could use my bathroom to wash her hair, and I didn’t recognize that she was actually there for sex.”

The main problem is, of course, that men can be clueless morons. Another issue is that there is no one-size-fits-all determination for whether a woman is into them or not. Everyone flirts in their own unique way—some are more obvious, while others are more subtle, making it difficult for dudes to decipher. Not every indicator that a girl is down to pound comes in the form of bold flirting. Like busting into Fort Knox, the intentions of some ladies might seem impossible to crack. But for the man willing to climb some electric fences, sneak past armed guards and navigate a veritable labyrinth of granite walls, there’s a fighting chance of getting the gold. 

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