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December 2024

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Making America Celibate Again?
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Making America Celibate Again?

Wary of losing even more rights under a second Trump term, a growing number of women are considering swearing off sex with men.

Now that American voters have put Donald Trump back on the path to the Oval Office, women are freaking out over the possibility that his second term could spell disaster for their reproductive rights. At the root of this concern is the Heritage Foundation’s ultra-conservative agenda, Project 2025. It plans to take America back to more traditional family values, restricting abortion and birth control access while making it harder for mothers to tap into crucial resources. Although once-and-future President Trump denied knowledge of the manifesto during his campaign, he has recently tapped Tom Homan, John Ratcliffe and Brendan Carr, three of Project 2025’s contributors, to be part of his clown-shoes administration. Liberty-cherishing women aren’t taking any chances on Trump pushing policies that strip them of even more freedoms. After all, Trump is responsible for stacking the U.S. Supreme Court with the conservative chumps who struck down Roe v. Wade after nearly 50 years.

“The Dobbs decision is just the beginning,” reads page 6 of Project 2025’s Mandate for Leadership, which later asserts, “Federal law should protect life and promote pro-family policies.” 

“I think men showed us who they really are in this election.”

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