Maddy Smith is a wild and crazy girl, famous for her willingness to say just about anything. When she’s not roasting and rapping at others on Wild ‘n Out, Smith spends her time as a touring comedian, opening for acts including Bert Kreischer and Theo Von, and is the host of her very own podcast, Mad House. She performed twice last year on Byron Allen’s Comics Unleashed on CBS and is now filming her first special in Austin. The chatty comic recently joined HUSTLER on a New York City rooftop to describe what it’s like to slide into her DMs, illustrate the folly of trying to match Big Bert drink for drink and explain exactly what it means to be “Maddy with the Fatty.”
HUSTLER: I saw you perform live recently and watched some of your YouTube shorts, and let’s just say, you do a lot of “tongue work.”
MADDY SMITH: Oh, yeah. God, yeah, ’cause the mic is like a cock in my hand. Everyone’s like, “Why all the talk about sex?” and I’m like, “It’s in my hand! A cock in my hand!” I think I’m gonna have to go with a headset microphone, like Jim Jeffries or Ricky Gervais; otherwise. every two seconds I’m…[gagging sound]. It’s a cock in my mouth or microphone jizz in my face. I go full prop, like Gallagher.
Delicate question: Is there any truth to the rumor you took the Wild ‘n Out gig for some BBC?
Tentatively] Big Black…
Cock! Wait! You’re always talking BBC onstage…
I had to pretend to be shocked. Yeah, I took the job so I could get railed every night in the Best Western Inn and Suites down there in Covington, Georgia. Tyler Perry Studios—shout-out! But I’m a lady, you know what I mean? Gotta have a little innocence.
