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April 2025

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Licking for the Long Term
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Licking for the Long Term

Is eating pussy the key to a lasting relationship? Maybe, maybe not—but it sure doesn’t hurt.

For a lot of guys, eating snatch is right up there with beer and pizza—something to dive into with enthusiasm, and don’t you dare try to stop them. When they’re feasting between a woman’s thighs, all feels right in the world. No politics and divisiveness, just a sloppy chin. 

There are other fellows, however, who take oral sex to another level. While they, too, lap away at their ladies’ crotches with gusto, they’re doing it not so much out of a feeling of generosity or joyous abandon, but out of a gut-wrenching fear that he is one bad sexual experience away from losing her.their woman. And they’re diving in tongue-first to prevent that from happening.

“I’ve never thought of it that way, but if you eat it right, she’s probably not going to leave.”

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