Despite decades of progress, sexual double standards between men and women still persist. We lay out a path toward fucking egalitarianism.
Once upon a time, women were expected to sleep with just one man over the course of a lifetime, and that was their lawfully wedded husband. Do you, Sally, take Billy’s dick to be the only one you’ll ever hold, for better or worse (probably worse), until a time when you’re completely disregarded, left at home alone with three ungrateful kids, while he goes out and starts boning his secretary? That’s the way it was back in the day. Any lady who had more than a solitary schlong rattling around on her sexual résumé was considered a hussy, floozy, a cum-guzzling slut. After all, women were only intended to engage in sex for the purpose of procreation, to start families, not to have mind-bending recreational orgasms. And if they were to ever forgo the rules, their freewheeling asses would surely rot in hell.
Somewhere along the way, however, women noticed the contradiction in the sexual standard. Laws pertaining to the dissolution of marriage began to change, then came birth control, and soon women were spreading their legs whenever it felt right. It didn’t make much sense to them that their creator would bestow upon them this beautiful, sensitive organ that responds positively to all sorts of lickings and stickings if it wasn’t meant to be used. So use it they did. Women, much like the guys had been doing all along, started fucking for sport.
Not that it was a smooth transition. In many people’s minds, this newfound feminism was considered a threat to civil society, and any woman who subscribed to the way of the ho would be damned. Men could be slut puppies, but women needed more respect for themselves. “It just wasn’t viewed favorably,” David, a 75-year-old from Indiana, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “Those women were not [considered] wife material.”
“I think people are learning that it’s okay to have sex with anyone you want, as long as it’s consensual and not hurting anyone.”
Laci
Although women have complained for decades that there’s a double standard when it comes to sex—promiscuous men are viewed as legends, while their female counterparts are branded as ho-bags—a recent study has found that sexual equality has reached a much better place today than 50 years ago. In fact, researchers with the Norwegian University of Science and Technology found that modern attitudes toward sexually adventurous women are really no different than they are of men who exhibit the same behavior. The population has seemingly gone pro-promiscuity, despite loads of jibber-jabber about a civilization plagued by humping hypocrisy.
