Planning on lining up to meet your favorite adult performer at a XXX event? Try these simple tips for a memorable experience that separates you from the masses.
Adult expos are a veritable mecca for hardcore porn fans. All of your favorite starlets, scantily clad and under one roof! The excitement is overwhelming, but one question lingers: how do you make the most of this fleeting encounter?
Believe it or not, the key to a quality meet-and-greet experience is less about rizz and swagger than just being a decent person who doesn’t smell or look bad. It seems simple, but you’d be surprised at how many people struggle with the basics.
With lineups that stretch the length of several city blocks, performers spend hours attending to their many fans. With limited time and attention span, little things make all the difference. From trimming your nails to seeking consent, HUSTLERMagazine.com is here to help you level up before meeting your number-one porn crush. (Thank you Sophia Locke, Cubbi Thompson and Alexa Payne for your advice!)
BE PRESENTABLE
It can never be overstated how much good personal grooming opens doors. If you have facial hair, trim it. Clean inside your ears. Clip and file your fingernails. Brush and floss your teeth (and maybe bring gum or mints to munch on as you wait in line).
As for how you should dress, this is a matter of personal choice and preference. No one is saying you have to wear a three-piece suit to meet Angela White (though imagine how impressed she’d be!), but how you wear an outfit definitely matters. For starters, make sure every single article of clothing, from your shirt down to your socks, is fresh out of the laundry. If your lucky shirt has a hole in it or a permanent stain, ditch it. No sweatpants; shorts are only acceptable if you’re in a summer climate and temperatures are above 100 degrees.
Wear whatever shoes are most comfortable, so long as they don’t look like you pulled them out of a dumpster. (Also, no sandals—no one, and I mean no one, wants to see your feet.) If you have to wear a hat, so be it, but consider removing it in her presence; this is a gesture of respect.
