Considering the ridiculously high food prices these days, more people are searching for sexier ways to satisfy their ravenous appetites. Yep, it might cost a small fortune for a bucket of chicken and some biscuits, but eating out in a sexual sense is still free for most muff-diving mofos across the good ol’ US of A. That’s great news for men who enjoy dining downtown, but what about satiating the female persuasion during times of high inflation? Well, a lot of guys are giving their ladies the finger, or perhaps a few of them. Judging from the XXX fare out there, it’s seemingly common for men to stick their hands in the mouths of the mamas they’re mounting, maybe as a way of asserting dominance, or perhaps as a method of force-feeding their partners to new sexual heights that’ll certainly earn them two thumbs up.
If you ask Eric, 38, feeding a lady a mouthful of digits is a tool of sexual subjugation. “It is a control thing, like choking,” Eric tells HUSTLERMagazine.com.
“I think it’s super hot when a guy makes me suck his fingers.”
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However, there are other reasons that men enjoy serving up a hand sandwich in the sack. The need to paw her jaws, for a lot of fellas, is just about filling as many holes as humanly possible. You see, the secret’s out, most guys get rather squirrely in the heat of the moment; so they might find themselves simultaneously balls-deep, white-knuckled and potentially up to their wrists in slobber and pussy juice. Hell, if it wasn’t for some basic design flaws in the human body (why lord; why only three holes?) and logistical issues, these wild stallions might prefer to have every dangling appendage liberally dipped in any available orifice. “I’d put my hands and feet inside a woman if I could do it without falling off the bed,” jokes Steven, 43.
