Yes, there might be a remote health risk associated with oral sex—but does that mean you have to give up eating pussy forever?
For plenty of men, going down on their girl isn’t just about servicing the love tunnel. It’s a full-blown delicacy, right up there with a ribeye and loaded baked potato. Despite the claims of skeptics, a lot of guys genuinely savor the fine art of chowing down at the muff buffet. They will happily feast anytime, anyplace, even when there’s zero reciprocation involved. But lately, a nasty claim has been making the rounds, giving some cunnilingus aficionados the nagging fear that burying their faces between a gal’s legs because it might lead to cancer. “It makes you think, I’m not going to lie,” Kurt, 47, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “I mean, if it can get him, it can get any of us.”
The “him” Kurt is talking about is none other than actor Michael Douglas, who made headlines when it came out that his cancer might have been linked to engaging in oral sex. At first, Douglas blamed alcohol, cigarettes and maybe even the anxiety of having a kid behind bars for his affliction. But in 2013, he dropped the bombshell that human papillomavirus (HPV) from oral sex was the likely culprit. Naturally, this development sent shockwaves through the ranks of pussy-eating patriots everywhere, with some men suddenly treating muff-diving like skydiving—thrilling, but potentially fatal.
“I sometimes get a sore throat after [going down on] a woman, and I’ll spend the rest of the day convinced I’ve caught something. This definitely isn’t easing my mind.”
