A new study finds that guys who earn more money get more sex. But is that really true? And if so, why?
It has long since been postulated that size doesn’t matter, that what a man has in his pants is irrelevant as long as he possesses the top-tier personality traits prized by the female persuasion. Unfortunately, however, science has now confirmed what we’ve all feared all along—that the size of a man’s wallet matters, damnit. Wait, you thought we were talking about your pecker, didn’t you? No, while the proportions of your man meat might not be the key to sexual success, the latest research finds that the more men get paid, the more they get laid. Seriously, a new study in the International Journal of Manpower (yes, that’s real) found that dudes having sex two to three times a week rake in about 4.5% more cash than their broke-ass counterparts. “There is a monotonic relationship between the frequency of sexual activity and wage returns,” the study’s authors wrote.
The results of this study will no doubt be bothersome to those guys out there earning a less-than-opulent wage. To them, the findings may have erased all hope that having a good personality and being kind, polite and even moderately good-looking is enough to keep their throbbing members satiated throughout their lifetime. But no, it’s a materialistic world, evidently, a place where even the foulest human can get all the sex he wants as long as he is financially secure enough.
“Women have always gone with the guys with more money. It’s the American way.”
Dirk
Then again, to some guys, the study’s findings might not come as a surprise at all. “It’s always been like that,” complains Dirk, 43, in an interview with HUSTLERMagazine.com. “Women have always gone with the guys with more money. It’s the American way.”
