Sometimes, sex isn’t pretty—especially if you look like you require the services of an exorcist as you approach climax. Join us as we bravely look at some of the unsettling expressions people make when they do the deed.
The look on people’s faces says everything about what they’re feeling at any given moment. A smile might mean that they’re happy (or at least pretending to be), a frown could suggest sadness, while a furrowed brow, in some parts of the country, could be an indication that somebody is about to get their ass whipped.
People also expose their most private physiognomies in the full-tilt throes of porking passion. Everyone has a signature expression plastered on their face while doing the deed, a muff-thumping mug intended to signal that they are in the midst of mankind’s highest pleasure. Yet, these faces often take a turn for the weird, making a person look, say, like they ate some rotten seafood and may desperately need to take a dump. Sure, some fuck faces are super sexy, but a lot of them aren’t. Any woman who has ever looked up at her man to see a drooling chupacabra gleaming back at her can attest to that. We suspect that’s the reason why a lot of sex in this country happens in the dark and why doggy-style is so popular.
“I was with one guy who looked fucking possessed when he was about to come. His eyes would roll to the back of his head, he acted like he was speaking in tongues while making animal noises and growls while overly arching his back.”
Lexi
Unless you’re getting it on in front of a mirror or making the occasional sex tape, most of you poor bastards have no idea if your fuck face is seductive enough for the silver screen or whether you resemble the offspring of some West Virginian cousin-fucker. These facial gestures only get worse in the moments leading up to an orgasm. Oh, baby! That’s when the real ghoulish features come alive, when a person’s eyes start to twitch like a kid with a nervous tic and their tongues dangle out of their mouths like they’re a dog on a Sunday drive. All told, fuck faces can be embarrassing, and chances are someone you’ve boned hasn’t been honest with you about the horrors they’ve seen.
