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Down With the Quickness?
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Down With the Quickness?

Worried that early ejaculation will ruin your chances with the ladies? Take heart; for some women, it’s actually a plus…

Few things will crush a man’s ego faster than landing in bed with a beautiful woman, gearing up in his mind to deliver the ride of a lifetime (because, let’s be honest, this might be a once-in-a-lifetime event), only to have it all come crashing down thanks to a hair-trigger orgasm. One minute, he’s a sex god in the making; the next, he’s apologizing while she quietly books a one-way ticket to Disappointment Island. Yep, premature ejaculation has crushed many a man’s dreams over the years, often preventing him from showing her just how good he could be if it wasn’t for those pesky, excitable balls that are all too eager to launch millions of prospective progeny into her warm cooter.  

According to the men who’ve been there, they can usually tell it won’t last from the moment they slide it in. “I’ve had anxiety about this before,” Jay, 43, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “If I can get in five strokes without feeling like I’m about to lose it, I know I’m good. But when it feels like I could blow the second I’m inside, it’s all over.” That tingle in an overzealous pecker is when the distress kicks in—when a man loses his ability to stay in the moment because he’s too busy trying to talk his twitchy genitals down off a ledge. Suddenly, he’s spiraling over the fact that he’s about to look like a massive loser in front of someone he really wanted to impress, and then SPLAT! “I don’t know what causes that,” Jay admits, “but it’s probably the worst feeling in the world.”

“It’s kind of hot, honestly. If he finishes fast, I just assume he’s that into me. I must be doing something right.”

Dana

However, guys like Jay should take heart. While one of man’s biggest fears is finishing too soon, many of you might be surprised to learn that there are women out there who actually don’t mind. Hell, they even appreciate it! Seriously, for these agreeable gals, a man blowing his load within minutes or even seconds after ushering his man-meat into her tight coital canal is more of a compliment than disappointment. “It’s kind of hot, honestly,” Dana, 33, tells us. “If he finishes fast, I just assume he’s that into me. I must be doing something right.” They opine that a rapid climax is “flattering,” as it shows them that they’re “irresistible” and that he is happy to be there. “It makes me feel like it’s not a one-time thing,” Dana adds.

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