Is your marriage heading for Splitsville? Don’t think of it as the end of a once-loving union; consider it the beginning of a sexual revitalization.
Getting a divorce is one of the most difficult losses an individual can endure. Bidding farewell to your one and only, the one you couldn’t live without, is no easy task, but it is often necessary. Two lovers might navigate their fair share of trials and tribulations throughout years of marriage, only to learn that their biggest source of misery is themselves. So, rather than bite the bullet, as did their parents and their parents’ parents, they pull the matrimonial kill switch and get the heck out of Dodge. Yep, divorce is the American way. Some of the latest statistics show that around 42% of first marriages end in divorce. As with life, it seems all good things must come to an end.
Or are we looking at ruptured nuptials too negatively? Perhaps as the good things come to a screeching halt, even better stuff comes our way—such as all the dirty, sloppy porking we gave up years ago to bed down exclusively with the person we’re no longer matrimonially tethered to.
For many, getting a divorce is a second chance to let their slut flag fly, to embrace a more sexually progressive outlook than they ever did before getting hitched. Separating from a spouse is a time of liberation, an opportunity to cut loose and abandon the stale sexual proclivities that they forged after pledging “till death do us part.” It’s not uncommon for the unhappily married to encounter an aha moment, feeling as though they missed out on random carnal adventures. “I was married for 21 years and had only slept with three other guys before him,” Brandi, 49, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com, adding that she fantasized about what it would be like to bed down other men during her marriage. “I know that’s normal, but I wasn’t attracted to my husband anymore.”
